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It’s nice to just send something out into space, so much more vague and abstract (and pleasantly so) than having my thoughts in print, right there, in black and white. Blogs are on the web, which is some ephemeral technology that I don’t fully understand anyway, and can’t really comprehend in the same way that I can’t really comprehend a billion dollars. Meaningless. Therefore I write all kinds of things that I probably would never say or write in real life, because it tickles me and it doesn’t really do any harm anyway because in a few days the entry will be buried in the archives and the three people that have read it will be busy with other things.

Thursday, December 07, 2006

Beer Goggles - The Mystery Solved!


Set your minds at ease folks, the mystery has finally been solved. Researchers at Manchester University have come up with an equation to figure out the Beer Goggle Phenomenon. Variables include: alcohol consumed (of course), level of light, distance between the two people, smokiness, and drinker's eyesight.

Thank goodness, because I don't know about you, but this issue has been plaguing me.

Those crazy Brits.

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