Regarding the Muppets - Just as I suspected...

It's finally been confirmed. In the body of a (relatively) young woman, I am actually a little old man (either one of the pair, though I've always felt more akin to the short fat one), made of felt and fluff, who feels equal parts contempt and love for the whole ridiculous performance being laid out before him (her). The funniest part of which may be that I took the quiz twice, trying to purposely skew the results the 2nd time, yet doomed to receive the same results. I may as well face facts - I was born to curmudgeonhood.